Shipping policy
📦 Shipping Policy — Because Waiting Is Already Anxiety-Inducing Enough
We get it. You ordered something that finally gets you — and now you want it ASAP. Here's what to expect:
🖨️ Production Time Every shirt is made just for you when you order. No dusty warehouse, no mass production — just your shirt, printed fresh. That takes 2–5 business days before it even ships. Good things take time. (So does anxiety. But we're working on one of those.)
🚚 Shipping Time
- USA & Canada: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
- International: 5–20 business days after fulfillment
- Express: 1–3 business days after fulfillment (for when your anxiety can't wait)
💸 Shipping Cost We offer free shipping — because you've already spent enough energy today.
📍 Tracking You'll get a tracking number the moment your order ships. Refresh it obsessively. We understand. We would too.
🌍 International Orders We ship worldwide! Just note that customs fees may apply depending on your country — that part is unfortunately out of our hands. (We wish we could control everything too. We're working on it in therapy.)
❓ Something Wrong? If your order arrives damaged or misprinted, reach out within 30 days and we'll make it right. No stress. No judgment. That's a promise.